Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Craptastic at best (bad photos ahead.)

Snip. (Extreme sock mark closeup.)

Here are a few pictures of the new tattoo. It's still crusty and peeling and the lighting is depressing, but I'm still excited. I want to add a few flax blossoms here and there, but I am tattooed out right now.

The frogged yarn was important to me because I am such a mess. Life isn't about perfection, but persistence. Plus we were trying to cover the old tattoo completely.
The text says, "Proverbs 31." I recognize the irony of a "religious tattoo." Nobody needs to point that out.
For those of you who aren't familiar, Proverbs 31 reads...
Proverbs 31:10-31 (New International Version) (Colored emphasis is mine.)

10 A wife of noble character who can find?
She is worth far more than rubies.
11 Her husband has full confidence in her
and lacks nothing of value.
12 She brings him good, not harm,
all the days of her life.
13 She selects wool and flax
and works with eager hands.
14 She is like the merchant ships,
bringing her food from afar.
15 She gets up while it is still dark;
she provides food for her family
and portions for her servant girls.
16 She considers a field and buys it;
out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.
17 She sets about her work vigorously;
her arms are strong for her tasks.
18 She sees that her trading is profitable,
and her lamp does not go out at night.
19 In her hand she holds the distaff
and grasps the spindle with her fingers.
20 She opens her arms to the poor
and extends her hands to the needy.
21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household;
for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
22 She makes coverings for her bed;
she is clothed in fine linen and purple.
23 Her husband is respected at the city gate,
where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
24 She makes linen garments and sells them,
and supplies the merchants with sashes.
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 "Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all."
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.
31 Give her the reward she has earned,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
Since I am the only woman at my church who knows what a distaff is and uses a spindle, I feel entitled to own this passage. I'm a wife and mother--it's my career--and I give everything I have to it.
And, yes, it did hurt. A lot. Who decided that the most painful tattoo spots are the most appropriate for women? Yikes.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Tattoo-ine Salon


The Tattoo-ine Salon. (part1), originally uploaded by waihey.

My tattoo is almost healed. I took a few pictures, but you really want me to wait until I can shave my leg again. Trust me.

I've been stalking Flickr this week. The secret lives of toys fascinate me. Then again, I'm easily fascinated.

I miss my husband terribly. Whenever I hear someone complain that she hasn't seen her mate for 3 days for a business trip, I roll my eyes.

It takes energy, trust, and hope to stretch love across an ocean for a year. It takes everything I have, but I would give more if I could.

If the one you love is within smooching range, take advantage!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Flax, just like a fairytale princess


I got my grubby mitts on some flax and I've been spinning like a bewitched princess.
While I prefer animal fibers, I don't mind the flax.
I spun a few hundred yards dry and it's very twine-like. I've been wet spinning since then. Instead of keeping my hands in water for hours, I've been slathering myself in cheap-Christmas-gift-lotion. It works better than water at tucking in ends, and it washes out when I boil the yarn to soften it.
I'm crocheting a topdown raglan in laceweight merino. So far, so fun.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Leave is over

It was fun. I had forgotten how lovely it is to have a husband.
We got tattoos. Fun, huh? Jami went to our church in Great Falls before she moved to Helena. She is an amazing, interesting person. She has fierce faith. I adore her.

The look on his face is priceless.

I had an old (17 years old) tattoo reworked. I was a little ashamed of this tattoo because it was ugly and meaningless. Jami fixed me right up. I had to sit for 2 sessions to get it done, but it was worth every minute. I'll show a picture of the finished piece when it heals.
Before:
Here is the obligatory picture of me knitting while she tattooed the yarn and needles. I also have a pair of scissors, a spool of thread, a sewing needle, and a crochet hook.
I've decided to go to Seoul for 2 weeks this summer. I can't wait.
I'll catch up more soon. I've got to concentrate on not scratching my tattoo for a while.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Break Time

Sgt. Husband is coming home tonight. He gets 20 days of leave and I plan on disappearing for a while. I will have lots to show you when I get back. I'm spinning flax and knitting socks. I've got a few more pounds of Merino roving and some natural dyes. I'll be a busy bee, but I don't want to be a computer bee. Take care of yourselves.

See ya later!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Looking Busy


He'll be home in 5 days. I'm getting anxious. I've been spinning a lot because it's relaxing. I took a bunch of leftover fibers and spun this guy. I call it "Saturday Morning Cartoons." It's about 250 yards of sport weight, single ply wool. It self-stripes in large, uneven color runs. It's the yarn equivalent of a casserole.
I'm getting ready to warp my loom again. I'm knitting another pair of socks. I'm finishing a hat. I'm dyeing some wool. I'm baking bread. I'm organizing my yarn. I'm doing laundry. I'm writing letters. I'm planning menus. Mostly I wander around the house, picking up one task and dropping it almost immediately. I make lists and lose them. I walk to the bedroom and forget why I went there.
I was much more patient waiting for Santa Claus when I was eight.
Ants in my pants. Just 5 more days.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Passing Time

10 days. He'll be here in 10 days.



I finished a blanket. It's Paton's Classic Wool held double on a 5 dpi heddle. I did one side in a rigid pattern and the other in a spontaneous plaid. It's 8 ft long by slightly less than 4 ft wide. The selvages are a bit wonky, so I'll probably add an attached I-cord to the sides. I tried a crochet edge, but it looked wrong.


The only thing I don't like about this blanket is the bulky, puckered seam down the middle. Good thing I'm so proud of myself that I'm able to ignore it.

When I warped the loom, I used the direct method and pulled a loop from the red through the slot and a loop of brown through the holes. That way everything is doubled and the heddle is only threaded once. The thing I did wrong is that the warping peg kept falling and the warp got tangled. I need a better place to clamp warping pegs.

I picked a color to use for the second ply of my Bedtime Story yarn. I like it so far.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

I knit something. Srsly.

I finished a pair of socks for Sgt. Husband that I started before Thanksgiving. They are boring, but I love having plain socks to work on in those little moments here and there. The yarn is Patons Kroy Stripes. I tried Kroy a few years ago and thought it was scratchy and lacked elasticity. I don't know what changed, but this yarn is bouncy, smooshy, and happy. I hope he likes them.



I also got my spinning wheel out for the first time since my husband left for Korea. The wool is a handpaint I did this summer. The colorway is "Bedtime Story." I dig it. I can't decide if I'm going to ply it on itself or spin another bump of inky, midnight blue. I'm thinking.
I hope you had a great V-Day. I ate an unladylike amount of chocolate and went to bed early.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Cool Beans

Sorry, but Hulu.com videos only play in the US. I saw this clip and thought it was funny. I've battled clinical depression for 23 years. When I find something that makes me laugh, I just plain wear it out.


Soon I'll have a humping deer hat to show you. Yes, I said humping.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I got tagged for an award!

Actually, I have been given 2, but I keep spacing out blogging about them. Cher, gave me the helper award and Lynn gave me the BFF award. Sorry it took me so long to blog about this. I've been so wrapped up in my own problems for so long that I forget about the good things that happen.
I am supposed to pass the Helping Hand award on to 5 people.
Fat Free Susan, for all the recipes. I really thought I'd end up one of those people who have to be lifted out of bed with a whale crane. Now I know I can make tons of great stuff that won't clog my arteries.
Zakka Life, for the great craft ideas--even the ones that have nothing to do with yarn.
Alwen, for the everyday life observations.
Tiny Happy, for taking pure serenity, turning it into craft, then taking awesome pictures of it.
Ms. Bellwether, for answering so many of our questions.
Crafty Gryphon, because she's supportive and funny.
I want to tag you all, but I spent hours in a clinic trying to get rid of a headache and I'm tired. I read tons of blogs and it's nice to know all of you. Blogging is a lot like having imaginary friends, expect that I'm an adult and no amount of therapy will make you go away. Yay!
Guess what, my headaches are stress related! Surprised, huh? If I don't stop grinding my teeth soon, I'll have powdered teeth and a permanent headache. My jaw muscles are like biceps, they are so strong.
I have a craft related post coming soon. It's awesome blogging with you guys.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Being in Love is Totally Punk Rock


I don't remember how I found this site, but I could read these all day. I stole the pictures from their site because I want everyone to like this webcomic.


It's funny, sad, kinda weird. That's how I describe myself to people I don't need to impress. You might like it, too.









Monday, February 9, 2009

More Weaving

I've been sick lately. I haven't gotten a lot done. I am knitting two gifts for my husband and I need to finish them before he comes home at the end of this month.


I am actually a little worried about my husband's mid tour leave. It's been 6 months, but it feels like years. I know that I'll probably try too hard to make his vacation perfect and end up feeling like a failure and melting down. You can't turn Montana in February into Disney Land for 3 weeks. I'm pretty sure David expects this from me. He knew I was a super size helping of crazy when he married me.

I know that most of you read this blog for the knitting. I'm pretty sure than my loom lust will fade eventually. There will be more knitting and embroidery soon. I have a wonderful piece of linen that I want to embroider. Uneven weave is the new even weave.

My husband told me that he misses my knitting. I miss slouching on the couch with him and knitting my way through crappy television. I'll have to knit him some more socks while he's here and irritate him by making him try them on every 15 rows.
The purple handspun blanket is done. I put a single crochet edge on it, then got a horrible cold. This blanket has been my best friend for a few days. Kinda like The Velveteen Rabbit, only wool.
I finished a new pillow to replace the blue one the dog has claimed. It's pretty rustic, but I like it that way. I started a new blanket in red and brown, but I've been too tired and sick to warp the second half.
At least we get to buy a new sofa in Oklahoma. This busted-down piece of crap eats scissors and double pointed knitting needles. I'm taking a set of dpns with me to the furniture store when we pick out the new one. If it swallows any of the needles and forces me to flip it over and get pinched in metal bars and snagged by nails, it's staying there.