Sunday, April 13, 2008

Questions I Frequently Ask My Husband--All of Them Stupid

  1. Why would you do that?

  2. Are you really going to eat that?

  3. Do you think I'm boring?

  4. Do you think I'm pretty?

  5. Is this ugly?
  6. Do you have to do that in bed?

  7. Are you listening?

  8. Why would you leave those on the coffee table?

  9. Does it bother you that your wife is crazy?

  10. Why don't you want to model the socks I just knit you?
I talk a lot. David doesn't.

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