Thursday, February 28, 2008

Unsolicited Marital Advice

When your husband is sick (claiming he's dying, whining, crying and coughing in bed) it's a terrific idea to "accidently" wake him with a tightly gripped pillow in your hands. Mutter under your breath, "I just can't stand to see you like this. I want to remember you the way you were!"

Nothing is funnier than a feigned mercy killing.

I'm off to find Mark's Halloween costume. The Grim Reaper needs to bring David some soup and Gatorade.


Lovs2Knit said...

lol....guys can be such babies when they are sick.

CraftyGryphon said...


Oh, man, I've got to try that method of "helping" on my guy next time he gets sick - unless he's so sick that he'd actually worry I was serious. (Of course, if he's so sick he's got no sense of humor, I don't *mind* the whining, because he's earned it.)