I finally have an acceptable pair of slippers for my grandmother! http://www.knitty.com/, you never let me down! I paid for patterns, followed convoluted directions, but the freebie, easy-peasy pattern on Knitty was just what I needed. I present to you...Fuzzy Feet
Pre haircut photo and... http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter02/PATTfuzzyfeet.html.
...and dressed up to go to Grandma's house.